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DO NOT USE backup tool

Please, do not use backup tool. It downloads large numbers of images in short time which leads you to be banned from my hosting. Kyselo then looks completely down from your IP while other connections are completely OK.

I got banned this way. (massive facepalm)

I hope no one other got banned this way. If you know about someone, please let them contact me via my other contacts listed here.

In the near future I will move Kyselo to my own server which I acquired from my friend. There will be proper backup system with big ZIP files generated server side.

Happy New Year!

I want to wish everybody here Happy New Year!

There are some updates already prepared to land in January.

Keep posting in 2022.

I am going on vacation

I am going on vacation next week. I will be back at Monday 13th September.

I am staying at place where there is no internet connection not even any computer, so I cannot fix Kyselo if it's broken at this time.

But keep shitposting, I want to see new memes when I am back.

please leave us a comment

Until today, Kyselo was missing one important thing, which enables social networks to be really social and news websites to be those burning hellholes which they are. That both horrible and both wonderful thing is commenting. Now you can leave your comments under every post on  Kyselo (once you are logged in).

Another new thing is notification system. I am not going full facebook and invent notifications out of thin air, but you can already be notified when:

- somebody comments on your post
- somebody mentions you in the comment
- somebody starts following you
- somebody joins group you are member of

I hope these new features will help us build more live community.

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• we are alive for 393 days (1 years 0 months)
• we have 147 users
• and 43 groups
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3070 posts
• most active group is @memes with 286 posts
• there are about 51 post per day
• of these 25 are originals (no reposts)

all your memes belong to us

Did you ever wanted to easily repost memes from Souper.io or Loforo.com without manually copying image URLs, taking screenshots or doing other workarounds?

Now it's possible - just open new tab with image you want to repost and use kyselo bookmarklet to post it here.

I have already reposted this medieval shitpost and this non-fiction book cover but many other memes will come.

I can also add support for another sites - I just need some site with predictable HTML structure to let my black magic code do it's job. Let me know in the comments...

Speaking of comments - something big is coming soon, something that will change your tune... Stay tuned and maybe throw some euros in my hat to let my know that you like these updates...

• we are alive for 387 days (1 years 0 months)

• we have 147 users
• and 43 groups
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3070 posts
• most active group is @memes with 286 posts
• there are about 51 post per day
• of these 25 are originals (no reposts)

sorry for logging you out

It seems that it was not possible to login because there were too many session tmp files. I deleted it and now login works.
But this also means I loggged everybody out, sorry for that.

paid another year

I just paid another year of hosting and domain. Enjoy Kyselo!

Severak's new project

My newest project:

𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓲 - an eletronic comb organ with built-in tape recorder based on modern javascript technology.

Use your modern browser (Firefox / Chrome / Edge) and MIDI controller or computer keyboard and/or mouse.

Try it at: https://severak.github.io/cyber-music-studio/regenschori.html

make web colourful again!

Firstly I would like to thank you for all the donations. One especially make me feel proud because it contained this text:
    

thank you for our new home 3

    
Do you know what else can make you feel like at home? Nice wallpapers and colors...

There is one big difference between old and the new web and that is level of customization.

On the new internet you can only change your profile photo, maybe a cover photo. On the old internet you can go full geocities if you want to.

Famous example of this was My Space, which spawned entire generation of CSS coders. Interesting fact about it is that it was actually bug not a feature. In Kyselo custom.css is actually a feature. Now you can enable hacker mode or full neon experience.

You can write your own CSS, generate it by our brand new CSS generator 3000™ or shamelesly copy it from others.

Also I have fixed annoying bug which disabled adding YouTube videos and improved the way of resizing images in CSS

• we are alive for 269 days (0 years 8 months)
• we have 146 users
• and 42 groups
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3070 posts
• most active group is @memes with 235 posts
• there are about 64 post per day
• of these 32 are originals (no reposts)

WICHTIG:

Seit zehn Jahren kloppen sich Oracle und Google vor Gericht.

Oracle hat ja Sun gekauft, und damit die Rechte an Java.

Google hat Android gekauft, das war ein kleines Startup, und die haben voll auf Java gesetzt, aber um Oracles Trademarks nicht zu verletzen und keine Lizenzgebühren zahlen zu müssen, haben sie nicht das Sun/Oracle-Java genommen sondern einmal die APIs nachprogrammiert.

Oracle hat dann vor Gericht gemeint, sie besäßen aber "geistiges Eigentum"-Rechte an den APIs und dafür müsse Google Lizenzgebühren zahlen.

Der Supreme Court hat jetzt Google recht gegeben.

Alles andere wäre auch echt furchtbar geworden. Dann könnte auch SCO Linux verklagen, oder Microsoft könnte WINE plätten. Emulatoren wären tot.

Insofern war das auf jeden Fall die richtige Entscheidung.

Allerdings hat das Gericht da (wie üblich) versucht, einer Grundsatzentscheidung aus dem Wege zu gehen, damit sie nicht nochmal einen Klopper wie Citizen United fabrizieren.

Und so haben sie nicht generell entschieden, dass APIs nicht unter Copyright fallen, was meines Erachtens die richtige Ansage gewesen wäre, sondern sie haben bloß entschieden, dass Google hier Fair Use gemacht hat, d.h. eine Ausnahme vom Copyright greift. Damit ist natürlich zukünftigen Verfahren Tür und Tor geöffnet, ab wann ein API-Nachbau nicht mehr unter Fair Use fällt.

mobile version

kyselo looks very different today isn't it?
I was always user of dumb phones. But the last one was too much dumb to use so they actually lend me a smartphone at work.
I tried use Kyselo on it and it looked awful. So I completely rewrote it to be compatible with mobile phones.
All the pages was rewritten using Bulma CSS Framework and while I was doing it I was fixing various bugs and making some improvements. It was a lot of work and I got somewhat exhausted of it.
But wait - there is more: I am working on another features - custom CSS, MP3/MP4 posting and finally commenting. Consider sending some donation to keep me working.
Also - I am taking a looooooooooooot of photos of my cat, so I created her profile on Kyselo - you can now follow her on @mnauinka.
And finally - stats:

kyselo was down

Hello all. Kyselo was down yesterday because of certificate error. It was some system bug at my webhosting and they fixed it after other users complained.

However in case it would be down again it would be nice to have some meeting point, so I created two:

• twitter account @kyseloeu
• facebook group kyselo.eu users

both places can be used for cat/shitposting too.

Also - there is a major update on the way. So stay tuned!

Finally some stats:

• we are alive for 197 days (0 years 6 months)
• we have 143 users
• and 38 groups
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3036 posts
• most active group is @memes with 188 posts
• there are about 78 post per day
• of these 39 are originals (no reposts)

100 days of shitposting

today it's 100 days after Kyselo was succesfully installed.

But it dates way longer than that:

• back then in 2011 I found soup.io and registered an account here.
• in 2015 I actually created first version of Kyselo, this time just on paper and later as HTML mockup.
  
• in 2017 I started to write my diary. I used Soup for this purpose but  Soup was all 500s and no the stability, so I started work on a clone, which went live three days before Christmas.
  
• in 2020 as part of ongoing apocalypse, Soup.io was shut down. So I started Kyselo project.

Today Kyselo has small but nice community. Development somewhat stalled, but new features are still being developed. Kyselo is free to use, but there is donate button which is actually used - I spent those money in tape recorders and stuff.

Finally, some numbers:

• we are alive for 100 days (0 years 3 months)
  
• we have 141 users
  
• and 36 groups
  
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3028 posts
  
• most active group is @memes with 142 posts
  
• there are about 124 post per day
  
• of these 65 are originals (no reposts)

many faces of Kyselo

Kyselo is primarily a social network, but can be used in other ways:

• as your own personal meme storage
• as bookmark manager (very powerful when using with tags as described in last update)
• (in fact those were original functions of my private instance when there were no other users)
  
• as personal journal/diary
  
• as youtube playlist

For those last two functions I added new views of your blog/group which can be enabled on your settings tab.

And now something completely different - stats:

• we are alive for 86 days (0 years 2 months)
• we have 139 users
• and 35 groups
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3009 posts
• most active group is @memes with 125 posts
• there are about 137 post per day
• of these 73 are originals (no reposts)

consume! (RSS)

in last update, I asked you for donations. After one day first donation arrived and to this day seven people donated.

One of them is Andrzej even though he has no account on Kyselo yet. He asked for RSS channel of /all. Because this is relatively easy I implemented it - /all/rss.

There are also another improvements:

• there is new RSS button for humans and <link> tag for machines
  
• you can now watch RSS feed of certain tag - e.g. things I found funny - /severak/rss?tag=funny
• tags works also for /all, but you have to make URLs yourself - e.g. https://kyselo.eu/all?tag=important
  
• THE END looks better
• if you link to Kyselo from Facebook, link now looks better
• and finally - stats are autogenerated

Speaking of stats, here are some:

Jeder Extremist ist Mist.

Eine der zentralen Parolen der linken Cancel Culture lautet hingegen: Allen Opfern muss geglaubt werden und alle alten weißen Männer sind Täter. Diese Forderung ist ein Frontalangriff auf den Universalismus der Gleichheit und propagiert unverhohlen Doppelstandards, doch er ist inzwischen in einigen Milieus durchaus mehrheitsfähig. (...) 

So sehr sich rechte und linke Forderungen unterscheiden, in einem Punkt sind sie sich einig, sie wollen die liberale Öffentlichkeit in ihrem Sinne verändern. Der gemeinsame Feind heißt für beide der Universalismus der Meinungsfreiheit. (Bernd Stegemann)

"...durchaus mehrheitsfähig..." darum halte ich den Angriff von links derzeit für den gefährlicheren. Vergeßt die Rechtsextremen, das sind ein paar Tausend lächerliche Hanseln. Die linken Spinner, die sind ein Millionenheer. Das sollte uns Sorgen machen.

kyselo has new home

as you probably noticed - kyselo has new home - kyselo.eu.

For now it stays on the same hosting as it was before - so you cannot post porn yet. Sorry.

I added feature requested by @chosneck - a list of all users (use this to find your friend from Soup). I also added list of followed blogs to each friends page and a list of members to each group.

I did more little changes - for example blog avatars are now displayed as 50px wide thumbnails, not in full size.

And now some numbers:

• there are currently 113 registered users
• each day several new people appear
  
• 75 people already posted something
• @desinteressement is biggest poster - he already posted 666 times (sic!)
• we already have 10 groups (and several abandoned)

Yours truly @severak

PS: please, do not advertise Kyselo on Loforo, the don't like it and may ban you.

PS2: stole memes from them. :-)

found nice review by ztar:

timbler, facecook etc... nope.

loforo? who is behind it? they dont tell, dont even pretend to know they might have to... tells enough, i think.

souper.io? i'll have a look, when it works

kyselo? looks nice, backyard handywork with at least a honest agenda and a name and adress behind, feels legit, opensource too, might be my choice

got other alternatives? just tell before soup.io shuts down.

time will tell, but we will find our way ;)

thats all folks, see u around

loforo got it's own indonesian cock-fighting spam

ohai

gooby ples

Benis

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