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mobile version

kyselo looks very different today isn't it?
I was always user of dumb phones. But the last one was too much dumb to use so they actually lend me a smartphone at work.
I tried use Kyselo on it and it looked awful. So I completely rewrote it to be compatible with mobile phones.
All the pages was rewritten using Bulma CSS Framework and while I was doing it I was fixing various bugs and making some improvements. It was a lot of work and I got somewhat exhausted of it.
But wait - there is more: I am working on another features - custom CSS, MP3/MP4 posting and finally commenting. Consider sending some donation to keep me working.
Also - I am taking a looooooooooooot of photos of my cat, so I created her profile on Kyselo - you can now follow her on @mnauinka.
And finally - stats:

100 days of shitposting

today it's 100 days after Kyselo was succesfully installed.

But it dates way longer than that:

• back then in 2011 I found soup.io and registered an account here.
• in 2015 I actually created first version of Kyselo, this time just on paper and later as HTML mockup.
  
• in 2017 I started to write my diary. I used Soup for this purpose but  Soup was all 500s and no the stability, so I started work on a clone, which went live three days before Christmas.
  
• in 2020 as part of ongoing apocalypse, Soup.io was shut down. So I started Kyselo project.

Today Kyselo has small but nice community. Development somewhat stalled, but new features are still being developed. Kyselo is free to use, but there is donate button which is actually used - I spent those money in tape recorders and stuff.

Finally, some numbers:

• we are alive for 100 days (0 years 3 months)
  
• we have 141 users
  
• and 36 groups
  
• most active user is @gpkvt with 3028 posts
  
• most active group is @memes with 142 posts
  
• there are about 124 post per day
  
• of these 65 are originals (no reposts)

donate button added

as you may have noticed, development of Kyselo somewhat stalled. This is because I was:

- on vacation (without internet)
- demotivated (by hot weather)
- ill and later super tired

I needed to somehow restore my motivation so I thought: What about financial motivation? (evil smile)

Now you can

DONATE

cause I need a dollar baby, dollar is what I need.

All donated money will be spend on hosting fee, beer and synths (in that order). I have already spent 1016 CZK on hosting/domain fee.

Otherwise Kyselo is pretty much alive:

• we have 134 users
• and 34 groups
• 102 people already posted something
• biggest spammer is @gpkvt with 1148 posts - congratulations!
• most active group is @memes with 100 posts
• there is about 120 posts each day
• with cca 50 of them being originals (no reposts)

i am on vacation

I am on vacation in the nature, without any internet access. This means that this week:

• no new features
• no new bugs
• no shitpost
• no responding on anything

I hope this will help me to renew my sanity and energy stats. :-)

-- @severak

kyselo has new home

as you probably noticed - kyselo has new home - kyselo.eu.

For now it stays on the same hosting as it was before - so you cannot post porn yet. Sorry.

I added feature requested by @chosneck - a list of all users (use this to find your friend from Soup). I also added list of followed blogs to each friends page and a list of members to each group.

I did more little changes - for example blog avatars are now displayed as 50px wide thumbnails, not in full size.

And now some numbers:

• there are currently 113 registered users
• each day several new people appear
  
• 75 people already posted something
• @desinteressement is biggest poster - he already posted 666 times (sic!)
• we already have 10 groups (and several abandoned)

Yours truly @severak

PS: please, do not advertise Kyselo on Loforo, the don't like it and may ban you.

PS2: stole memes from them. :-)

Pewnego dnia będziesz niepohamowanie wdzięczny, że niektóre sprawy nie potoczyły się tak jak chciałeś. Dotrze do Ciebie, że to właśnie dzięki temu co się nie udało, dzisiaj jesteś tak bardzo szczęśliwy. Zrozumiesz, że to właśnie ta jedna rzecz, która nie poszła po Twojej myśli, odmieniła wszystko na lepsze. Właśnie dzięki temu spotkało Cię coś jeszcze piękniejszego. Niespodziewanego, ale zdecydowanie magicznego. To zabawne jak przewrotny potrafi być nasz los. Coś co jednego dnia uważamy za największą tragedię, z biegiem czasu okazuje się naszym zbawieniem. Coś co miało być naszym przekleństwem, stało się błogosławieństwem. Takie jest właśnie życie. NIC NIE DZIEJE SIĘ BEZ PRZYCZYNY. Nawet jeśli dzisiaj wydaje Ci się, że wszystko się wali i nic nie jest tak jak być powinno, nie przejmuj się. 

~ Tomasz Badura, fragment z książki GENTLEMAN

Terms of service

This is temporary beta version of Kyselo (an Soup.io clone). Feel free to register and click around. Try to post something and follow other testers. Feel free to contact me with your ideas and bug reports.

But remember:

1) Don't be a dick!
2) Don't post anything illegal in Czech republic (child porn, holocaust denial, etc).
2b) Dont's post porn - it's agains my hosting TOS. Post cute cats instead.
3) And have a fun!

Congratulations

your own Kyselo is up and running